Double Double Toil and Trouble Dollar Burn and Pop the Bubble
Sunday, March 16th, 2008
Three witches enter.
Job Witch: Ahh. My wage is half it used to be.
Money Witch: My paper is worthless.
House Witch: My home is not my home. Tis my burden now.
All Witches: Double Double Toil and Trouble Dollar Burn and Pop the Bubble.
Job Witch: Send my position overseas,
ignore my tireless plees, for prosterity,
and other sundries irrelevant.
All Witches: Double Double Toil and Trouble Dollar Burn and Pop the Bubble.
Money Witch: Make me cheap, pricey to make,
leave shocked consumers, in my wake,
print to death, my soul you take,
as much as you need.
All Witches: Double Double Toil and Trouble Dollar Burn and Pop the Bubble.
House Witch: Bring the crooked to my hearth,
show them riches from the start,
job not needed, tax-free cash,
hide the earnings,
in your stash.
All Witches: Double Double Toil and Trouble Dollar Burn and Pop the Bubble.
Shhhh. Hear the crackle. Hear the burn. Hear Uncle Sam’s stomach turn. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. POP!
